"If we give your daughters and granddaughters access to birth control they will instantly turn into wanton harlots with an insatiable sexual appetite. Because you know women are always on the edge of nymphomaniacal orgiastic abandon! They will pick up the prescription, pop a pill, then bone the pharmacist, the stock boy, and everyone in line for the bus. Why? Because birth control was paid for by the government."

-Stephen Colbert (via improvisions)

(Source: magimpalor)

Posted on August 7th at 10:46 AM
Reblogged from: maisavant
Originally posted by: magimpalor

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